Welcome to the Conspire Away Bitches podcast with Kat Dunn, where everyone is a celebrity in their own head.

From reality TV to social media and pop culture updates, let's conspire about what's going on in and out of this world.

And now here's your host, Kat Dunn.

What's up, bitches? Long time, no talk. So let's see, where do we leave off?

Oh yeah. Claire had just given us her best conspiracy for what she thought was going to happen

between now and the end of the game. And she correctly conspired that Hannah would win

HOH. However, Claire thought that perhaps Hannah would put up Xavier and Derek F,

which you know and I know that that would mean the cookout would officially be over.

Would Hannah use this double eviction as an opportunity to take out someone in her own alliance?

Or would she stick with the plan and go down

in history as being part of Big Brother's most successful alliance having formed during week one

and then make it to the final six fully intact? Well, obviously, you've already seen the title

of this episode, so it's no spoiler that you know that Hannah decided not to turn against the cookout and went on to evict the last standing non-cookout member of the house, Alyssa Lopez, which, by the way, congratulations to the cookout for making history on being the most successful alliance in the show's history.

And a future congratulations as one of

these cookout members will now go on to make history as the first black winner of Big Brother.

This is some groundbreaking shit, y'all. Of course, this also means that the road has now ended

for our girl, Alyssa Lopez, who will now go down in BB history as another casualty of the dreaded double eviction.

I mean, most of us already knew that this was coming. I mean, hello, she was the only non-cookout

member of the house and really only somewhat aligned with Xavier at this point. But you know that,

and I know that, but does Alyssa know that? Let's conspire

with her, shall we? Hey, Alyssa, thanks for coming on the show. Kat, I am obsessed with you,

but not as obsessed as X. Hit him up after the show. He got a little crush. Well, I have to say

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