Welcome to the Conspire Away Bitches podcast with Kat Dunn, where everyone is a celebrity in their own head.

From reality TV to social media and pop culture updates, let's conspire about what's going on in and out of this world.

And now here's your host, Kat Dunn.

So I have a new rule here on the Conspire Way Bitches podcast, and that is to

never go out of town during a Big Brother season. This happened a couple weeks ago when I was in Colorado

visiting family when Derek F went on his Twitter tangent about Alyssa and Derek X conspiring

gets a cookout. So remember I had to borrow my dad's laptop to get the exclusive interview to get

the bottom of it. Well, here I am again. How does the saying go like up creek without a paddle, I think?

But in this case, it's I'm in Mexico with limited to no service or Wi-Fi. And when I left,

by the way, I swear I was even like, who's playing the best game in the house?

And it was Amira.

Like Amira was playing the best game on BB 24.

She was running the house.

Things weren't, I wouldn't say they were good, but they were pretty much expected.

I was also a little bit bummed with how the season was going.

There was a lot of mob mentality, a one majority

alliance kind of steamrolling the house. The live feeds were toxic. There was lots of bullying going on.

I was also talking shit with the worst of them on Twitter. So I was also thinking, you know,

like maybe this would be a good time for a break and a good time to take a little vacay to the

middle of nowhere in Mexico to get away. But as Julie Chen

Moonvez tells us every episode, we must expect the unexpected. And wouldn't you know it?

As soon as I left town, literally, as soon as I got to Mexico, the house had flipped on its head.

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