PossumLoverBG

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It’s a Story Time With Bryan kind of day here at TCB, featuring dank weed, Corey Feldman, and a baby possum. Gravely voices Botulism Veneers are scary A three hour massage Stinky weed Corey Feldman has a new song Is Corey trolling us or are we trolling him? Don't get litigious with Bryan Bryan would see Corey live The Hooch (Chattahoochee River) Don’t slander shoot the hooch it's our culture The Nature Center A pitcher plant A BABY POSSUM Bryan gets got by the possums! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm a very romantic person.
0:03.6	I love to be in love when I can,
0:05.9	and I sincerely believe in the hope
0:07.5	there's someone out there for everybody.
0:10.5	The more I date, the more I realize that my person
0:13.0	died at birth or something, I don't know.
0:19.8	On this episode of the commercial break
0:22.5	I found you
0:25.0	I got taken by the possum
0:26.6	I really did I got taken by the possum
0:28.7	I took a bunch of pictures I was like
0:30.7	oh god damn it
0:31.9	I still don't like the old
0:34.3	possums but I'll give it to you
0:36.1	these little possums are cute.
0:38.2	If they're little and they have been bathed by the people at the Chattachi Nature Center,
0:43.2	then they're kind of cute.
0:45.0	And they're feeding them like carrots and not my daughter's dirty diaper,
0:49.2	then, you know, then they're kind of cute.
0:53.2	I will give it that.
0:55.8	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:01.2	No 30 at the morning!
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