Serious question. When will American women stop marrying into British families with the sole purpose of destroying them?

You have Harry and Megan and now we have Brooklyn Beckham and his wife, Nicola.

And the story seemed eerily similar.

I am titillated. I am just buzzing with excitement talking about the story because what I love so much about it is that this is very like early 2000s tabloid coded.

Nobody's getting online right now and doing 25-part selfie videos. There's no sit-down interviews with Oprah yet. What is happening right now between the Beckham family? It is peak tabloid energy and it's kind of nostalgic in way, and I'm kind of loving it. For the most part, this has been a press feud between the Beckham parents, the Beckham son, it's rumors, it's inside sources, it's juicy, and it's also equal parts so freaking stupid. And it speaks, I think, to our broader culture that just seems to be disregarding family everywhere we look.

So sit back, relax, get yourself a fun little beverage. I have my Shirley Temple because this story has love.

It has betrayal, it has weddings, it has pre-up, insecurity, and it reminds me that so often,

Mo money just creates Moe Problems. Brooklyn Beckham is the oldest son of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham.

He is the golden boy.

You know, he is the non-royal prince of the UK.

You know, there were paparazzi hounding the Beckams when they walked out of that hospital holding little baby Brooklyn.

I am telling you it is almost equivalent to, you know, Kate and William with their firstborn son the heir to the British Empire that is basically Brooklyn Beckham and this young man the golden boy just did an eight slide notes app story on Instagram saying that he is done with his family once in for all he is choosing his wife over them. And apparently, it all revolves around their wedding. Now, we are going to dissect the entire thing. But again, if you have not been following the unraveling of this relationship for the last four years, like some people online, then let me just like catch you up. Again, just sit tight. We are going to get to the current events. All right. So this whole feud, alleged feud, well obviously now we know that it's a feud, but alleged at the time, it all started back in 2022 over Nicola, which is Brooklyn's wife's, her wedding dress. And now, four years later, in 2026, they are still feuding. They are still talking about this woman's wedding dress. In this story, like I kind of mentioned in the tease's, you are going to see so many similarities between

Brooklyn and Nicola and Megan and Harry, which is hilarious. Funnily enough, a lot of the drama with Harry and Megan and the whole royal family also started around their weddings. So maybe the main point here is that everybody needs to chill the F out with the weddings, it's too expensive, it's making everybody go broke, too dramatic for too many families. Anyway, rumors began swirling

2022 around the wedding that Nicola was feuding with Brooklyn's mom, Victoria. And if you grew up

after Victoria's heyday like myself, this is Victoria Beckham. She is posh spice from the Spice

Girls, now a huge fashion designer. They have a Beckham reality series on Netflix that you

should go watch after this because it is super interesting. Anyway, these are the characters at play. But again, 2022, at the time, quotes like this started popping up in the tabloids. Quote, they can't stand each other and don't talk, a source told page six, adding that Victoria was annoyed at Brooklyn posting a magazine cover that referred to Nicola as the quote, new Mrs. Beckham. So just remember that. Because at the end, we're going to talk about the war of the matriarchs. But remember that moment. At the time, in 2022, the family was just trying to keep it together. They were denying all of the rumors. Nicola, you know, came out. She said she was sad that people were misrepresenting her. Victoria was talking about how happy she was for her golden boy, his new wife. Nicola even said outright to a press outlet, there is no feud. Everybody gets along. We love the family. There is no feud. But here's the thing. They might have been able to control their tongues and give specific quotes to certain press outlets. But if there was a feud at the time, which it seems like it was, they were not able to control their faces because at events when they were

trying to, I guess, show appearances. It was pretty clear that they were not getting along. Just look at

this video from the Beckham Netflix series premiere in 2023. All right, so clearly something's

happening. There's some like pushing around. They're getting into a family photo. Brooklyn walks in,

that's Nicola right there. And he he's going come on into the photo.

All right. Victoria here. Miss Posh Spice. Let's just pause the picture right here. David seems happy. Lovely guy. He's jovial. He's talking to his other kids. Victoria, she is locked in. She is posh smizing, I would say. She is in no way welcoming in her son, her daughter-in-law.

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