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We've had quite a year.

First, we tried to go on a vacation at a beach beset by a man-eating shark.

And woman-eating.

Of course.

And then we tried to leave town on a boat that the shark destroyed,

and then we were drifted sea for a while,

and then we eventually ended up on a ghost pirate ship,

and we spent Thanksgiving at Dracula's castle.

And every night we slept without our miracle-made sheets, and it sucked, and I hated it.

Well, Dracula had them, so that was nice.

Yes, I'm very impressed that Dracula had miracle-made sheets.

You'd think a vampire would have something against Silver, but no.

He had plenty of those beautiful silver-infused fabrics inspired by NASA.

Miracle-made sheets are thermoregulating and designed to keep you at the perfect temperature all night long, no matter the weather, so you get better sleep every night.

And they are infused with silver that prevent up to 99.7% of bacterial growth, leaving them to stay cleaner and fresh three times longer than other sheets.

You don't have to sleep on bacteria.

Bacteria can clog your pores, causing breakouts and acne.

Sleep clean with Miracle Made.

And now that we are in our normal home and in our normal bed, I can say that miracle sheets

are luxuriously comfortable without the high price tag of other luxury brands.

Go to try miracle.com slash rude tales to try miracle made sheets today.

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