[PATREON PREVIEW] Goblin With a Fat Ass, GM'ed By Carly!

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

"Silent night, holy night"? Fat chance! This holiday season, we're treating you to a fully produced bonus game from the Rude Crew: Tom Bloom's "Goblin With A Fat Ass". Run and produced by Rude Tales of Magic's Carly Monardo, this very special episode introduces Rude Tales of Magic: Nethermurk's GM, Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore (Rude Tales of Magic) and Branson "Rude Tales of Magic" Reese as a trio of disgusting little gobbos, trying to pull off the biggest heist since [whatever the latest Oceans movie is at the time of your reading this]. It's not silent, and it's not holy: it's art.

To hear the rest of this incredible adventure, head straight to our Patreon for all those fat asses and so much more!

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0:00.0	And now a holiday treat, a preview of our latest Patreon game, Rood Tales of Magic plays,
0:06.1	Goblin with a Fat Ass, by Tom Bloom, GMed by me, Carly Monardo, with Branson Reese, Christopher Hastings, and Joe Lepore.
0:15.9	To hear the rest of this adventure, join us on patreon.com slash rude tales of magic.
0:20.8	All right, we'll just... this adventure, join us on patreon.com slash rude tales of magic.
0:26.4	All right, we'll just have to go talk to her.
0:32.7	And diarison stands up from the brush and walks confidently over to Lady Elizabeth Bump.
0:33.7	Hello, dear, I couldn't help but notice you're talking about.
0:40.0	Re-sealable food containers.
0:42.4	What an opener.
0:43.9	I don't have enough of them.
0:46.8	Ah, a goblin.
0:48.1	Well, that's okay.
0:49.3	I need everyone I can get to join this enterprise.
0:52.3	And you're lucky to be approaching me when things are still early
0:55.2	because that means you get a bigger cut of this pie.
0:58.2	Oh, you're saying I don't just get to buy them.
1:01.7	I can sell them too.
1:03.9	It's killing him.
1:05.4	He hates this so much.
1:06.8	That's right.
1:08.1	Are you interested?
1:08.9	Can I put you down for 30?
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