Oh, hey Dave.

Hi, my little Hufflepuff. How are you?

That is offensive on a number of levels.

For one thing, don't agree with J.K. Rowling or what she's up to.

For two, I am clearly a slithering.

Now, I'm not sure if you listened to last

week's episode about train hopping, but we're basically running a competition to guess

Rosabelle's first ever email address. And I just, do you know what it was? Did she ever tell you?

She has and I've forgotten it. And I'm actually gutted about it. Like, I actually feel like I'm getting dementia because it was a really memorable one. It was super rude. And I'm just like, what is it? What is it? It's real gross. I can't even remember. Some sex thing that I can't even name because of my Christian upbringing, I can't even think of what it could be. Do you think there's any chance that any

listeners will get even close to it? You just have to think it's against type. You just have to

think it's basically the opposite of what her voice sounds like. I think maybe like, yeah,

it's so weird. It's just she sounds like so nice and normal and soft spoken and then it's just like,

fuck witch, 69.

And hot mail.

Hey, you're pretty close.

Today's episode is going to be about Portland, but it's also kind of just an excuse to check in on the state of America at large.

And I'm just wondering how Hayden over in New Zealand is feeling about America right now.

Oh, I mostly try not to think about it.

That's really been my tactic for this entire Trump term.

And I mean, I know it's really important to you and you might get killed or deported

and stuff, but I just can't be worrying about that on the personal level.

So I feel bad about America.

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