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🗓️ 24 July 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, a new untold story listeners. |
| 0:38.3 | You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon music. Ready to go whenever you are. Dude, I have a zit on the inside of my nostril, and it's so bad. Those are the worst. Kill for those days. They're doing it again. You're doing it again. I'm not even going to bring it up. I'm not even flexing. We're just out of our Zit years. Oh, no, dude. I'm in, I'm in the middle. I've never noticed a Zit on either of you. I have three zits in my forehead right now. I'm wearing makeup. Yeah, you do. Are you? Dude, I'd consider it. |
| 0:38.7 | No. |
| 0:39.7 | Why not? |
| 0:40.5 | It's a toner. |
| 0:41.6 | That's makeup? |
| 0:43.1 | Makeup's a kind of. |
| 0:44.0 | No, it's a serum. |
| 0:45.6 | You have a serum on? |
| 0:47.6 | Is it tinted serum? |
| 0:49.6 | I do the tinted moisturizer. |
| 0:51.8 | Yeah, I need to start. Not during the summer. |
| 0:53.2 | Not during the summer. I need to start the summer not during the summer |
| 0:54.1 | I need to start caring about how I look I think I do |
| 0:59.0 | whatever you got a nice old Ryan's belt on your forehead right now don't I know |
| 1:04.0 | thank you Kyle said he's never seen a sit on it now I notice I don't know |
| 1:09.2 | kind of intense yeah Kyle's doing this thing like come on it's the it's Yeah, Kyle's doing this thing with where he's, |
| 1:11.2 | it's the fucking hits the lights. |
| 1:30.9 | He's doing this thing lately where he's like, man, I miss those days. Like, you know, I miss the prime Zit days where you'd pop and it would, you know, your mouth would salivate. He's insulting us. And a variety. Give yourself a Zit. colors would try to get a zit emit try get a zit try to get a zit yeah but you can i guess i got to drink six IPAs tonight i guarantee i you're but you're you're addicted to the |
| 1:37.0 | oil wipes because my face is fucking disgusted no it's not every time i see my reflection in the |
| 1:43.4 | high-deaf cameras yeah Yeah, what's that? |
| 1:46.4 | You have a, I saw you rubbing a stick on your face other than. I'm trying everything. This is the, |
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