Hi everyone and welcome to History Dweaves. I am Tim. Welcome to the podcast where we take a lighthearted look at the dark side of history.

Today we're going to talk about the Port Arthur Massacre that occurred in Australia.

Colonel, you and I, of course, are big down under.

I like going down under from time to time, Timmy.

Well, okay.

I'm going to leave that there, Colonel, because, you know, our audience sometimes...

Sometimes they...

Well, our audience is full of reprobates, Timmy, that are going to...

They go right to the gutter.

You're going to take that the wrong way.

Yeah, right to the gutter.

But we're going to talk about this horrific event but before we

do let me remind everyone that we are a comedy podcast even though we talk about mass murderers

and we sometimes use i wouldn't say adult language.

I know it certainly is not a mature language.

How would you describe it, Colonel?

Well, I would describe it as the language of the ignorant to me.

But other people would describe it in other ways.

And when I say we, we're not really talking about you or not.

We're being very generous that to me.

Wait a minute.

What is it?

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