Porno Queers: 'Scream' Parody 'Cream For Me' (2016)

Horror Queers

Film Reviews, Film History, Tv & Film

4.8 • 854 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Explicit Content Warning - Don't let Trace's mom listen to this! To celebrate the arrival of Scream (2022), we're checking out Bromo's gay porn parody, Cream For Me (2016), starring Tom Faulk, Tobias, Vadim Black, James Parfitt and Brad Banks as Ghostface. Following an overview of our experiences with porn, we break down this four part series scene by (lazy) scene. It's all up for discussion: cheap production values, power bottoms vs slow fucking, 4K buttholes, straw taints, and incest & rape fantasy. We're not trying to yuck anyone's yum, but we demand better! Thankfully Joe has some (future?) recommendations. References: Joseph Brennan. "Gay Porn (Horror) Parodies." Gender and Contemporary Horror in Film Questions? Comments? Snark? Connect with the boys on Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, Letterboxd and/or Facebook, or join the Facebook Group to get in touch with other listeners > Trace: @tracedthurman > Joe: @bstolemyremote Be sure to support the boys on Patreon! Theme Music: Alexander Nakarada Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bring Home Smile 2 on Digital Now. In this terrifying thriller, an unknown force has latched on to global pop star Sky Riley as reality and her nightmares collide. By the film critics are calling the scariest movie of the year by a mile and get over 40 minutes of bone-chilling extras, including deleted scenes and more.
0:24.4	Available at participating retailers, rated R from Paramount Pictures.
0:33.0	Good morning, afternoon or evening, and welcome to the bloody disgusting network.
0:40.4	The following show is just horrifying.
0:45.7	Beware.
0:50.3	Music Chad, there's a serial killer on the loose. Please don't say you want to choke me.
1:05.0	Okay. Jeez. Sorry. Uptight.
1:09.0	Mmm. You like that?
1:11.4	I'd love having sex with your corpse.
1:13.7	What?
1:18.1	And welcome back to porno Queers.
1:24.8	I'm already hard, and this is X-rated. And I'm Joe. And I'm Trace. And I'm
1:30.1	definitely not hard because I watch Cream for me today. Hello everyone. We are, well,
1:37.9	we're the horror queers and we are trying something new. We are looking at a porn parody and
1:43.4	actually going to be reviewing, quote unquote,
1:46.2	this porno.
1:47.5	Yeah, sure.
1:48.2	Let's go with that.
1:49.1	Mm-hmm.
1:49.5	Mm-hmm.
1:50.3	So, of course, today is the day that Scream 2020 hits theater.
1:53.7	So we thought we'd do a surprise and, um, review the Scream porn parody.
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