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Porcupines

kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Audrey can’t stop thinking about porcupines, and Kellie is choosing kindness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

What up? It's J.C. Chavez from the Kincreda Good Morning Show. Let's talk about Cinco de Mayo because

0:03.9

I think we've been doing it a little backwards and this has been going on for years. What if, just hear me out, we made Cinco de Mayo a holiday all about the food, not just the drinks. Because when I see guac at the table, you know, your boy is diving in head first. That's when the party really starts.

0:20.2

Now, you need some avocados that are like me from Mexico.

0:22.8

And that's where avocados from Mexico come in because those bad boys are always good. They taste good. They're good for you. And they're a good time. And honestly, they're built for moments like this. In fact, you know what? Every Cinco de Mayo should be a full on feast. And guac? Yeah, Gwax's the star of the show. I'm talking about building your whole Cinco de Mayo around it. A guac bar with topping.

0:41.0

Street tacos. be a full on feast. And guac? Yeah, guac's the star of the show. I'm talking about building your

0:37.8

whole Cinco de Mayo around it. A guac bar with topping. Street tacos with fresh avocado slices, nachos that don't even know what hit them. Avocados from Mexico is on a mission to turn Cinco de Mayo into a true food celebration where people gather, laugh, share, and actually eat like it matters. because when avocados from Mexico show up,

0:54.6

every moment gets better.

0:56.2

So this year, rethink Cinco. gather, laugh, share, and actually eat like it matters. Because when avocados from Mexico show up,

0:54.7

every moment gets better. So this year, rethink Cinco, plan it, feast it, celebrate it,

1:00.0

go get avocados. And remember, guac makes the fiesta. Avocados from Mexico.

1:08.7

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1:29.4

the one listening. Because at Patti Power Games, we've got all sorts of games for all sorts of

1:33.9

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1:38.1

gamble away. Dot, it's about to go down. Oh my. Oh my God. All right, let's do this. The Kidcratic Morning Show starts now. Good Thursday morning. Today's Thursday, April 30th, 20206, and we are the Kidcratic Morning Show, bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and ready for action. Here's Kelly Raspberry. I would just like to give a shout out to all building security. Okay. I want everyone that works building security. I'm praying for them to have a blessed day because I know they have to put up with a lot of nonsense. And maybe that makes them not be in the best mood. You know, because you never know what's going on in someone's life. So I'm just putting a shout out to all building security today. And shout out to all the people. And shout out to all the people that take the high road. That's right. And wish blessings on someone rather than cursing their entire day. That's what I choose to do. You know what I'm seeing right here? Growth. Thank you. That's what I'm seeing, go. Pray for the haters. That's the infamous words of Chloe Kardashian. In fact, Kelly has grown immensely in the last 12 minutes. Here is J.C. Chavez. An unwarranted attack was taken upon me last night or yesterday. I didn't, I didn't do anything to this,

2:51.2

uh,

2:51.5

thing.

2:52.8

I,

2:53.3

oh yeah,

2:53.9

what attacked you?

2:54.6

Because I,

2:54.8

I changed to go,

2:56.4

my son had a football game last night and I picked up some sweat

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