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Popsicles, Fireworks, Cantaloupe, And Ketchup (Summer Kickoff)

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

School’s out for summer… let the chaos begin. Gwenna and Tori return with some tips for maintaining a schedule even when you no longer have a good excuse to send the kids to bed. They play a game of “Love It or Leave It: Summer Edition” with a run-through of some of our favorite childhood summertime touchstones. Do popsicles still taste as good to adults? Is the summer reading list worth the trouble? And is the beach as relaxing when your kids are the ones doing the digging? Finally, they play a round of Ketchup is a Vegetable, featuring some of the weirdest food combos you’ll find in their households. And yes, mayonnaise does in fact go with everything. Send your summer questions and topic suggestions to [email protected] Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.0

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0:07.0

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0:10.0

Maybe this is catching up with creative friends,

0:13.0

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0:16.0

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0:21.0

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0:30.0

Welcome to Child Proof by Betches Media. I'm Guenalatlan and I'm Tori Pantum.

0:40.0

This podcast is for all the parents who count down the hours till bedtime.

0:44.0

And those who then stay up way too late because no one needs them

0:47.0

and then wonder why they're so tired all the time.

0:50.0

That is so incredibly relatable. That is my life.

0:55.0

So speaking of bedtime, my kids are very excited

0:59.0

that we have now started summer break and that means summer bedtime.

1:03.0

Oh, summer bedtime. I want to hear more about that. But first, let's start the timer.

1:11.0

Okay, so summer bedtime. I got to explain regular bedtime first.

1:16.0

Regular bedtime in our house is really important.

1:19.0

So we start what we call cool down at six o'clock and that's where we turn off all the screens.

1:25.0

Lower the lights. We pick calm quiet activities.

1:29.0

PJs, vitamins, bath and shower of its bath and shower night, brush and teeth.

1:34.0

That starts at six o'clock and then we've got about an hour to accomplish all of that.

1:38.0

And then at seven o'clock, that's bedtime, which means they're typically all asleep by eight.

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