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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

In the latest dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg and Jennifer converse on Colorado, Carl Bean and Confederate statues.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hurrah, once again the smartest man in the world, Proofcast returns to the air!

0:18.9

We bend the ether, and we seek solace in each other's arms as we swoop above this burning,

0:24.8

glistening pile of like a thousand emeralds found glinting at the blackest reaches of the furthest

0:35.5

part of the umber cave where eyesight fails and the imagination takes over.

0:44.0

Whether it's Prince Phillips will never be opened, whether it's the Met Ball or Nicki Minaj's

0:51.9

cousins, Met Balls, Nicki Minajans, cousins, friends, never met those balls.

1:09.1

My name is Greg, what's your name, lady?

1:10.8

Hi, I'm Jennifer.

1:11.6

Hello Jennifer, it's good to see you again. Jennifer's been unbelievably awesome.

1:26.9

I have had Ron Cottus, thank you for asking, no, I don't have COVID, no I didn't get it, yes,

1:31.6

I took a bunch of tests.

1:33.5

Get about four tests?

1:34.6

I did, I had occasion to do a small turn on the cable television and as one does and they tested

1:44.0

me in the car park which was nice in my car and I had to stick the...

1:47.8

And at our house too?

1:49.8

Yes, we were right, there was a test at the house, there was many tests which I was appreciative of.

1:54.2

I don't think there's anything more important, Jennifer, you might agree, at this time of course

1:57.7

when one keeping our spirits up, gosh darn it, this is like World War II, right?

2:02.1

Remember the British during World War II, there was bombs raining down on...

2:05.2

You were lucky, I understand it.

2:06.9

Tell me about it, they would hide in the tube, underground, they had nothing to eat except

2:11.6

Vicky's from the machines, no electricity or whatever, and just crappy tea.

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