Popping your hedonism in the bedside table
Off Air with Jane & Fi
The Times
4.7 • 884 Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Happy Monday - Jane Garvey is back! She and Fi are happily reunited to discuss naming household items, the danger of the sausage roll, searching for the next royal family, and the cushion of challenge.
We've announced our next book club pick! 'Just Kids' is by Patti Smith.
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Executive Producer: Rosie Cutler
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| 0:00.0 | What happened at the beginning? |
| 0:01.0 | I don't know, I did, but I'm enjoying it. |
| 0:03.6 | Oh, threesomes. |
| 0:05.0 | That's where it started. |
| 0:06.2 | I said threesomes, and you suddenly brought in the Reverend Richard Coles. |
| 0:10.3 | Alarming. |
| 0:12.1 | Not least for him. |
| 0:25.7 | I'm not sure we really want this for the podcast, |
| 0:28.3 | but it would just be that he couldn't look at his torture. |
| 0:29.2 | I see. |
| 0:30.2 | We're talking about dogs. |
| 0:31.3 | It's all right, everybody. |
| 0:32.4 | Calm, calm down. |
| 0:35.4 | So this is because Jane's back, the OG's back. |
| 0:40.5 | We've got quite a lot to catch up on, |
| 0:44.6 | and the gallery of cones of shame is just a thing of complete joy. |
| 0:48.0 | Many dogs these days, and cats are wearing, |
| 0:50.9 | what do we call it, the cushion of challenge rather than the cone of shame. |
| 0:52.0 | One of them look really lovely. |
| 0:54.9 | There was a kind of acid yellow foam one, |
| 0:57.3 | which I think was worn by the gentleman dog who'd been paying too much attention to part of his anatomy. |
| 1:00.3 | Well, I think when dogs are castrated or cats are castrated, |
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