Popes have it rough, but serial criminals don't - #2758

Tom Barnard Podcast

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4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Being a pope isn't easy. First off, you have to be 140 years old, so at the very least your knees are going to be hurting the entire time. Then there's the whole "speaking for an entire religion" thing. That's a lot of pressure. If you really want to change the world, why not just move to Minnesota and become a career criminal? Nothing bad will happen.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Tom Bernard podcast and the family.
0:11.1	What happened?
0:12.2	With co-host, Catherine Brandt.
0:13.9	What was that?
0:14.6	The son just popped up on my screen and covered everything up.
0:17.2	Anyway, welcome to Tom Bernard podcast and the family with co-host
0:22.5	katherine brannad and they brand bernard and christin bert what was that it just that's never
0:28.2	happened before something just covered the entire screen that is weird that you got to pop up that large
0:32.9	things was huge brings me back to the late 90s yeah there, there you go. Screen covering pop-ups.
0:39.2	There you have it.
0:39.8	Almost makes you miss them.
0:42.2	Yeah.
0:43.0	But not.
0:44.0	But also not.
0:46.8	Maybe it's because we started early.
0:49.4	That's why.
0:50.1	Equipment didn't like the fact we started early.
0:52.3	It all works on the end.
0:55.1	So I was going to actually post on X about this, but then I decided, you know, it's better if I don't.
1:03.5	You know, it's interesting when you say something live, it's taken one way.
1:07.6	And if you type it out on X or whatever, it's taken a completely different way
1:13.0	because there's no. Yeah, because your audience is different. It's been taking one way. And tone, too.
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