Pope-Mobiles and Player Haters

Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Mazel Morons! On this immaculate Monday, we’re baring ankles and airing gripes. We’re kicking things off with an impassioned debate over underwear colors (red is a hard no), Josh’s dumpster-diving sale habits, and the ever-elusive perfect Calvin Klein fit. From AI scammers to vasectomy reversals, no topic is safe. We also unpack Easter traditions, franchise fantasies (Waffle House supremacy!), and Pope Francis’ final Popemobile ride. Plus, we answer YOUR speak pipes about career pivots and surprisingly, great bosses. What are ya, nuts?! Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/GOODGUYS Fatty15 is on a mission to optimize your C15 levels to help you live healthier, longer. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to fatty15.com/GOODGUYS and using code GOODGUYS at checkout. Get the perfect gifts for him from Mack Weldon. Go to MackWeldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code GOODGUYS. To get $100 off your new sofa, plus fast shipping, go to us.koala.com/GOOD David is offering my listeners a deal to buy four cartons and get the fifth free, at davidprotein.com/goodguys Philadelphia makes everything creamier. Visit creamcheese.com for receipe inspiration and to purchase Philadelphia Cream Cheese so you can start adding to your recipes at home! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.3	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?
0:24.3	Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys.
0:32.0	Whoa. Look at those calves. Look at those ankles. It's short season, baby. It's short season. We're looking at 77
0:42.1	degrees, Josh, in New York City and 87 degrees in this studio. I'm smoking hot. It's so warm.
0:49.3	Windows open. That said, Josh, I'm just so happy to be here with you on this fine, gorgeous day. You're looking
0:56.7	svelte as ever. Really? Thanks. Yeah, I think it's the all black, but I'll still give you credit.
1:03.0	I'll still give you credit. No, I mean, listen, I'm trying, I'm on a journey. And where that journey
1:08.2	takes me, who knows? But every day, I wake up at around 5.45 a.m.
1:13.7	I roll out of bed. I curse my children because they've awoken me and I look in the mirror
1:19.0	and I bite my bottom lip as such and I look at myself in my Nordstrom rack Calvin Klein
1:26.0	underwear and I say not bad Josh. Not bad. It's hot. It's hot. I know it is. It's hot. So talk to me about Nordstrom rack Calvin Klein underwear. Are we buying it with holes? Are we finding that it is ill-fitting? Like what exactly? There's something wrong with it. It's obviously a manufacturer's defect. So I'm just curious, have you seen, do you know what's wrong with it?
1:46.8	Is it pre-worn?
1:48.2	First of all, you're a manufacturer's defect right now.
1:51.8	Your attitude is a defect.
1:55.3	Don't even, don't put that negativity on my Nordstrom rack, okay, on my NR.
2:01.8	All I know is that I went to Nordstrom rack, I think in California.
2:05.4	You did right about my house because you forgot your luggage.
2:08.8	Everything.
2:09.2	I've heard everything.
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