Hello and welcome to the Polygon show I'm Simone de Roche for video the Polygon Show. I'm Simone DeRoche for video producer at polygon.

I'm joined by new deputy news editor Allegra Frank. Yeah. Hi. Yeah, hi. Yeah,

hi. And new managing editor Chelsea Stark. Oh my god hi and also same old

station. Same old bullshit Ashley. Social media maven, Ashley O.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

So something exciting is happening tomorrow, tomorrow being Friday, which being today for you, our

listeners.

We are going to the sweat land of Portland.

I hear it's going to be 110 degrees there.

And I think that that will probably cause me to be the sweatiest I have ever been, but I'm

interested in knowing the sweatiest that you have ever been. I think I'll start with

Ashley because she seems like a person

who has sweat stories. Oh I do. This is a question I was planning to ask like three

weeks ago and I've been meaning to ask it every week

since but more important stuff keeps coming up and now it's the perfect time because it's going

to be 110th fucking degrees and I am going to die.

You've just been wondering how sweaty we get for weeks.

I feel like everyone has a traumatic sweat story probably.

I guess I should think of one for myself. I don't.

Okay, I can think of one right now.

I know you put Ashley on the spot.

Yeah, okay, so one time when I was in fourth grade,

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