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Hi hungry, I'm daddy.

Oh you think I made a money?

Money doesn't even grow on trees.

But you pay the rent, you can make the rules.

Remember don't make her pee, your pee.

Have you heard about the new restaurant on Mars?

The food's great but it's got no atmosphere.

Hey, here, pull my finger.

Hello everyone and welcome back to the podfathers defense parenting podcast in the universe,

tolerated by barstile sports.

It's your pal come here, it's your boy Chapsy down in Tejas and it's our boy pop pop,

fresh out of the hospital, fresh a little bit lighter than he was since we saw him laugh

because he no longer has a collection of calcium in his urethra.

I don't know who's read the blog, who's seen the tweets and all that kind of stuff.

But big thing, how the hell you do, what the fuck's going on buddy?

Half a hundred, you can't be doing this stuff to us.

Yeah, I had a bad one last week, it was awful.

That was the worst of anything.

I wrote in the blog, the laundry list of everything that I've ever gone through or most of

it.

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