Hello and welcome to episode 95 of the Player One podcast for Monday, August 18th, 2008.

I'm your host, Chris Johnston.

With me as always is my co-host, a guy who prides himself on being at the bottom of the

Geometry Wars 2 leaderboards, Greg Seward.

You know what?

If I'm at the bottom of your leaderboards, you don't have enough friends.

I am squarely in the middle of my friends's leaderboard, the middle I'm telling you.

I'm only in relative obscurity on my leaderboards.

And joining us from the West Coast, a guy who likes to dress up as a big green commando with a bionic arm Phil Theobald What, uh, go go bounding. I don't think he could dress up as a big green commando. Sure you can. What? Muscular. Maybe with platforms. You have to have the fake muscles like the, you know, like the Hulk muscles that you get at the targets. But does the rubber suit have nipples on it is what I'm wondering.

Of course it does.

I have my Hulk cans.

I'm wearing them right now.

Hulk hands.

Yeah.

Oh, good.

You know the Hulk hands.

So, you know, I'm going to say just before, uh, just before we started recording tonight, just to get on a tangent right away, my wife was sitting in the living room, and she saw what she thought was a mouse running across the floor.

It ended up being a spider.

Holy shit.

And I got to say, killing it was like stepping on a puppy.

Oh, really?

I think the camel spiders have invaded Nova Scotia.

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