Hello and welcome to the Player of One podcast.

My name is Greg Seward.

I am one of the hosts.

Hi, Greg.

Because we know the world needs another gaming podcast so badly.

Our other host is Chris Johnston.

Hello.

Hi, Chris.

Hi.

Probably most well known for working at EGM where I still contribute.

CJ writes about little cartoon girls now, though, for a living.

Not anymore. Yes, I do. And it's a lot of fun. You still do. Come on. Admit it. Yeah. School girls with short skirts and white panties. Sure. And he throws me a bone every now and then, not in the form of school girls and white panties. That'd be nice. But, um, wow, for video game reviews.

So anyway, we're just bored.

A lot of dead air on this, huh? Yeah, a little bit. Wow. So here we are. And, um, first episode. Yeah. Yeah, all we have left is the forced humor. No. Okay. You guys. Not hardcore if you don't have an episode zero. You guys forgot up to mention a host.

This is our test episode.

Yeah, because we don't even know if we like the name.

We haven't decided on the music or anything.

Yeah. Core if you don't have an episode zero. You guys forgot up to mention a host. This is our test episode. Yeah, because we don't even know if we like the name. We haven't decided on the music or anything. Yeah, so don't slam us too hard on message boards or anything. Yes, because we're sure, like anyone, listen to this. What other names are you considering if you didn't really like the name? The outsiders, I think, was the main name we considered. Oh, that's terrible. Somebody already had that. There is a video game outsiders podcast. Yeah. Really? Yeah. There was one when we started. Our outsiders podcast would have been. Wait, would you've been called video game outsiders? You're just outsiders outsiders I don't know

I think it was meant to be a play on

kind of like that we had both worked

in the industry but we really weren't anymore

so it was going to be

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