Hello and welcome to episode 35 of the Player One podcast for June 25th, 2007.

I'm your host, Craig Stewart, and with me as always is chong to my cheech, the cream of my coffee, or something like that. Gross. Chris Johnston. Waka, waka, waka. You know, your game impressions aren't as good as Phil's. I know. Thank you. I need to work on that. Yeah, it goes like, waka, waka, waka. No, I just mean that waka is lame. Yeah. What is it, Fuzzy Bear? I'll come up with something better. Fosy bear. There you go. Yeah. You see how Phil took that and turned it into something funny? Zing and Zing. That's good. watch and learn. Thank you. And of course, speaking of Phil, I have to go with my written intro here. So joining us again this week is a man that I have no idea how to introduce, mainly because I'm out of short jokes. Phil Theobald. Don't let me down, my sweet baby Bambina.

It's for you, Greg.

That's an honor of the baby.

Thank you.

Yeah.

What's that from?

It's from O-N-on-2.

I recommend you play it.

No, our game impression is not working this week. That was awful.

Who the hell has played that?

C.J. I think mine was better this week. Yeah, you've killed like three of our listeners. Someone played it because they sent me an image of it on Xbox. See? Xbox message. I got Owen on too. Of course, who you're hearing now is Dan Dormer. That's the last member of our cast who's still in his 20s. Yeah. Means we get to call him junior from now on. Junior. Junior Dave. Junior Dave. Oh. Whoa. No. No. So, Dan, I, you know, I just, as I was writing my intro, I was thinking of you, you realize that we're at episode 35 now, so we're halfway to level 70. Holy cow. Are you excited? You are. We're getting there. That's exciting. I am. I am. No, once he hit 70, then you got to grind out the instances and get the better gear for the 25 men. I don't know what any of those words mean. What? Speaking tongues. I think it's English. Waka, waka, waka. It's a form of English. It's a form of English 8.5 million people to use. Anyway. Yes, we're all here. We're all back again this week for episode 35 because we, I know everyone missed me so much last week.

Yeah, what were you doing last week? I was creating a life.

What were you doing last week?

Your job was done nine months ago, let's be honest.

Yeah.

That was your part of the year.

Nine months and five minutes ago.

Wait, I mean, oh, no, I shouldn't have said that. That was your part. Nine months and five minutes ago. Wow.

Down to the minute.

No, I shouldn't have said that.

So,

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