Kathy, did you ever watch the home alone movies?

Of course.

So...

I am human.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I think we're of the right age where...

If you watch those movies as a kid,

you became very convinced that at any moment,

Joe Pesci was gonna break into your house and try and kill you.

Like murder you.

It was supposed to be lighthearted though.

Okay, go back and watch those films though.

Those guys were out for blood.

Young Tobin had a real paranoia about being home alone,

if you will, the titular problem.

Okay, okay.

So the first time my parents left me alone at home.

I was like, I'm cool, I'm cool, I got this.

And then just like little sounds around the house,

I convinced myself that someone had broken in.

And then I was about to get killed.

And so I went and I grabbed a lamp.

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