Poor Patrol - JARCast Episode 322

JAR Media Posdact

JAR Media

Leisure:video Games, Leisure, Religion & Spirituality, Video Games, Comedy

4.9 • 533 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:01 Housekeeping 11:51 Alex Actually Found The Den of Kites 21:07 Finally! A Star Wars Rey Movie! Another One! 24:34 Alex Talks About the Latest Mando Season 29:53 Jim Talks Batman Animated Series 34:36 James Suddenly Loves Obscure Arthouse Cinema 42:36 Alex Talks Succession 55:23 Mid Break 57:06 Reddit Questions: Worst Nicknames 1:05:26 A JARling Gaslights Us 1:06:11 The Bi Question 1:16:08 Sleeper Agent Activation Sentence 1:20:33 New Zelda Excitement 1:26:42 If Jim & Alex were into Warhammer, what faction would they choose? 1:34:10 An Ex-Gooner Writes In...

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0:00.0	Good afternoon, morning, evening all night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Jamieger podcast.
0:11.0	A bunch of lymies coming in tonight.
0:14.2	Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, a bunch of lymies coming in tonight.
0:19.5	Who's the lymiest around here?
0:21.9	Uh, you are.
0:23.1	Why is it always me?
0:24.2	I'm always the guy who's sleeping like...
0:26.0	I'm always the guy who's the limiest.
0:28.3	I'm always the guy...
0:29.4	Well, maybe...
0:30.6	If you stop being the guy.
0:32.7	The guy from Frigo.
0:34.5	So I'm also the most like Ryan.
0:44.0	What with your tiny eyes? I figured out who actually has the tiniest eyes around. Who? Donald Trump. You ever looked at his eyes? He doesn't have small eyes. He's
0:49.8	got like lizard eyes. No, but he has the tiniest everything. Like his fingers, tiny. Does he?
0:54.8	Yeah. His height tiny. That's why he has those shoes that like tilted. Oh, they make him stand like a centaur? Yeah. I forgot about that. No, that's like a whole body frame, isn't it? He wears like an... He wears an exos suit underneath his suit. Yeah. And it like forms his... like he's got the perfect anterior pelvic tilt.
1:14.5	That's Sigma. That's Sigma. It would be intimidating there. No, but if it was on anyone else but him. No, he would, he would intimidate you. He wouldn't intimidate me. No, if he went, you're fired. Imagine if he could hover you know I feel like he can he would just be Harkinen yeah exactly he would just be Harkening I don't know what that means you know Dune Dune the bad guy the floating guy hovering obese guy yeah Harkening they owned the planet before the Oakis Had control of the planet
1:45.3	Man you guys are fuck
1:46.6	When they were trying to be moved over by the empire of man
1:50.3	The Imperium to collect spice on the planet
1:53.9	The planet you can't even remember the name of
1:56.6	Um so on this episode of
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