Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest media mind ever to walk the planet.

I'll tell you what, man. He's a literal titan across the entire media landscape.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too, gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a

transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity. This is Stugas,

and this is Stupotty. Here we go, Jim. Tony! Welcome to another episode of

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You have made us the biggest podcast on the planet.

How about that biggest on the planet?

And I'll tell you what, if we ever get to Mars.

I mean, if Musk ever gets us there, I'll tell you about it. We'll dominate there too. How about that? Duponity. I mean, let's do it. No radio shows in Mars. I want to be the first sports radio show on Mars. How about that? I mean, take over two planets in one lifetime. Anyway, here is what we're doing on today's episode. We're going to have Kirk Morrison on.

He is fantastic.

He's a former linebacker for the Oakland Ring. over two pilots in one lifetime. Anyway, here is, here's what we're doing on today's episode.

We're going to have Kirk Morrison on. He is fantastic. He's a former linebacker for the Oakland Raiders, born and raised in Oakland, and drafted by the Raiders. How cool is that? Led the League of Tackles. Had over 100 tackles like four or five years. Very, very good football player, linebacker for the Raiders. But more importantly, an amazing personality,

great storyteller, blew us away. We taped it yesterday, okay? Mikey A was so blown away that he's

not here today with me taping the open. He's still recovering from Kirk Morrison. I'm serious. That's

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