Hey, everybody! Hi, friends! Well, from two different parts of Salt Lake City, Utah. It's, thank God, I'm atheist. The podcast. I'm Frank Feldman, and I'm Dan Beacher.

And coming up on the show today, Dan, thanks to you getting COVID. We're going to be talking about COVID, getting vaccinations, friends of disease, still getting it. What does that mean?

I'm a vector. I am not well.

To anyone who has any questions about it, just to be clear, our thing that our meetup is canceled.

Yeah, rightly so.

We're not going to want to celebrate our 10-year anniversary, but I'm celebrating by getting the plague.

So that's how I'm celebrating our 10-year anniversary. I don't know what you're doing, Frank.

Well, hopefully not getting the plague.

Yeah, don't get the plague. I still don't know how my COVID test back from I went and got the PCR because I'm like, well, I was just in a room with Dan.

Yeah, last week. Yeah, I haven't heard yet, but I don't think I have it. I don't have any symptoms.

Everybody across your fingers that Frank doesn't also get it.

That's possible. Anyway, let's get stories.

There's a show to do. We're going to do a truncated show because I have limited energy this week.

I think everybody will understand that.

So hopefully you can be forgiving of that.

Those of you, by the way, those of you patrons to whom we have given the holy priesthood, now's the time to use it to make my COVID go away.

Yeah, point your prayers toward Dan.

Yeah, just like do whatever you do, consecrate some oil and yell my name at it or something.

All right. Well, some spells.

All righty. Well, hopefully you get better. I hope you do.

I mean, you might not, but what an awful thing to say. Thank you.

All right. Well, Dan, have you ever heard of the Bigelow Institute for Consciousness Studies?

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