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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Poop in the Pool

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Music History, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture, Music

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Allison takes the 4-year-old she babysits to the pool on the weekend, so Danielle calls mom from that pool after a little #2 incident! 

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Say Lend September 7th. New customer purchases only. See terms on site. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Danielle. All right. What's it all about? So Allison takes the four-year-old. She babysits named Nathan to the pool on the weekend. So Allison thought, well, maybe it'll be funny. We'll phone tap Nathan's mom, Laura. We'll say there's a little pool poop problem. Okay. So no one likes poop in the pool. No. I love it. No. All right, here we go. Let's listen to Daniel's phone tap. Here we go. Hello. This is Renee. I'm calling you from pool maintenance at the

1:12.2

White Hillsack Beach Club. Is everything okay? Yeah, you have a four-year-old son named Nathan. Yes,

1:18.1

is he all right? Yeah, he's fine, but the pool's not fine. Why is it that we have poop in the pool?

1:26.3

I'm sorry, what? Why are you laughing? It's not a joke. It's not funny. I don't know. Did someone poop in the pool? I don't understand what you're saying. Your son, Nathan's poop is in the deep end of the pool. And I'm not... First of all, I'm sorry. You guys, I'm just going to step off for a second. I'm at work.

1:44.6

I don't care that you're at work. This is my work, and there's poop in my pool. First of all, Nathan's four, and he's not that keen on going to the deep end of the pool, so I find it hard to believe that he... Okay, maybe it floated there. I don't know how it got there, but it's there. It's sitting there right now and you need to come and clean it.

1:43.6

What?

1:44.3

Yeah, you need to come and clean it.

2:03.3

What?

2:04.0

Yeah, you need to come and clean the poop in the pool.

2:08.8

I am sorry, but isn't that your job?

2:13.0

No, that's not my job.

2:14.6

If your child cannot go to the potty the proper way, he should not be in the pool.

2:18.7

You know, he does know how to go potty the proper way. Obviously not if he's pooping in the deep end. And why is he in the deep end? No, if you know that it was a billion kids there. No, first of all, this is not the first time that it's happened. I think you should have a... What? You should have a talk with your babysitter because obviously she's not teaching you properly.

2:17.2

Listen, listen, can you hold on? time that it's happened. I think you should have a talk with your babysitter because obviously

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