Pool Squats and Olivia Goes to College

Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

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Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

5 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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This week, Chad drops Olivia off at college and Cy joins OnlyFans. The Middle of Somewhere Patreon page is officially here! Follow this link to go sign up and check out some of the fun free stuff we already have posted! This episode of Middle Of Somewhere is brought to you by BetterHelp and True Classic. --- Follow us on Instagram & Twitter! Chad Daniels (@ThatChadDaniels) is a Dad, Comedian, and pancake lover. With over 750 million streams of his 5 albums to date, his audio plays are in the 99th percentile in comedy and music on Pandora alone, averaging over 1MM per week. Chad’s previous album, Footprints on the Moon was the most streamed comedy album of 2017, and he has 6 late-night appearances and a Comedy Central Half Hour under his belt. Cy Amundson (@CyAmundson) With appearances on Conan, Adam Devine’s House Party, and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, Cy Amundson is fast-proving himself in the world of standup comedy. After cutting his teeth at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, has since appeared on Family Guy and American Dad and as a host on ESPN's SportsCenter on Snapchat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, today's episode is brought to you by betterhelp.com. That's H-E-L-P. You know I love therapy.
0:08.0	You know I do. I recommend it to everybody. I used to be someone who would spray gasoline on people
0:15.2	if they wanted to fight me at gas stations. And now I don't. Therapy works. Betterhelp.com.
0:21.6	Today's episode is also brought to you by true classic T-shirts. Hey, they have great T-shirts,
0:27.6	so don't make you look ridiculous. They're not too big. They're not too small. They're the
0:31.4	Goldilocks of T-shirts. They're great T's if you have a body like me.
0:50.9	Hey everybody, this is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere. Hello,
0:54.6	how are you? Are you good? Are you? How do you? How do you do that? How do you find? How do you find
1:03.7	goodness? How do you find the light? Did you have joy? Did your joy just go to college?
1:16.0	I have two joys and one is still around, so I'm not too hurt. I know you're talking about your two
1:24.1	kids, but I want to pretend that the other joy is me and I'm never going to school, baby.
1:29.6	I'm a tradesman. I'm going to go to some electrician school, not finish it, and I'll always be
1:35.5	here. I'm never leaving you. This, to pull the curtain back, we are recording at a time in which
1:43.2	during the week we don't normally record. Yeah. Because you just you just returned home and you now
1:50.1	are you have officially the Chad rules has officially joined the ranks of the empty nesters.
1:59.2	Yeah, I have. I've been I've been this confused and not known what to do one other time in my life
2:09.5	and it is when I brought Isaac to school and it's like what what you know why do why do people
2:17.2	have to go to school stupid? Everyone's talking about I have to pay back my student loans and
2:23.1	$10,000 isn't enough and it's like how about I agree let's not go to school let's not have people go
2:29.4	to school. How about people live together forever like old tribes in the olden days and then everyone
2:35.4	then they just raised their grandbabies in the in the dad's house. How about that shit? I know you're
2:41.9	really sad right now but I want you to remember this moment because you are becoming me. That is a
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