Poo Time Panic

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Today, Luke and Pete stumble upon a truly baffling real estate listing — a London flat with a full-size swimming pool directly above a Chinese takeaway. What could possibly go wrong? The lads weigh up the pros and cons of living beneath an indoor ocean and debate whether they’d take the plunge.

Elsewhere, Luke is horrified to learn that Donny refuses to moisturise, while Pete shares his survival guide for dealing with a toddler who has zero respect for bathroom privacy.

Plus, the lads dissect Netflix’s new hit show Adolescence.

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0:37.3	It's the Luca Pete show.
0:39.2	We're just talking about human pop shields and being able to grow your own sort of microphone popping device by just growing your mustache.
0:48.9	Will people listen to know what a pop show of this picture?
0:51.3	You want to explain it in your own inimitable style.
0:53.0	I reckon people will probably know,
0:55.4	and if they don't know,
0:56.2	they'll probably figure it out,
0:57.2	but if they can't do either of those things,
0:58.8	it's basically a mesh that prevents
1:01.9	you from producing plosives,
1:06.0	like tits and punani.
1:11.7	I don't think I've ever said the word punani out loud.
1:14.4	That's a real shame.
1:16.7	That's a good thing. That's a good thing.
1:18.7	How are you doing, Lou? You're all right. You're all right?
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