I would hold the hand of the one who could lead in places

And kiss the lips of the one who sings so sweet

And I would fly on the wings of the bird I knew

But take me high as breathing, breathe out

You are the fire burning inside of me

You are my passion for life

I had to leave Pilates early today because I almost shit my pants

Why?

I don't know. I was doing a stretch class, which I never do

Because it's not really like a workout, but I really needed to stretch

And I was really looking forward to it

Like I was like, oh, stretch on a Sunday morning, that sounds nice

So I tried to poop before I left, I pooped a little bit

And then I fucking went to the wrong Pilates studio

And I walked in and they're like, and then that's the second time I did that this week

And then they're like, no, that's happening in Green Point

I was like, shit. So I rushed over there, got there kind of late, like five minutes late

I sat down, restart stretching, and all of a sudden my stomach starts going like, whoa!

Could you hear it?

Yeah!

Could everyone hear it?

I'm sure

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