Let it all work out.

Let it all work out.

Let it all work out.

Let it all work out.

Hey.

You already fucking know what time it is.

Welcome to Ain't It Fuddy and wow, we're back from the depths of the darkness that was match week 27 or 26.

I forget we got an extra game. We played 28. But anyway, you know what I'm talking about. But before we get into it, it's time to go around the table and ask first, Jamel Johnson, can you give me two to 17 songs that's some of how you feel? Who songs? Up to you. Whatever you want to do. Well, I got words. Okay. I said songs just to kind of say something different. Get some vibes. My two words, standardized testing. Okay. You know, I was trying to think of like a comp, like, what's it like in school when

you're like about to fail and then you get a pop quiz that you can't possibly fuck up?

Oh.

And then I remember the American school system.

Standardized testing is the only reason I graduated high school on time.

Nice.

I did none of my work, but they would give us these bullshit tests at the end of the year that you didn't have to get a good grade on the past. A passing grade, and this is in Virginia, they're called the Standards of Learning. S.O.Ls for short. Shout out to our guy, Soul Campbell. Wow. And, yeah, the passing grade was like a 56, bro. It was like an app. Wait, so that's how, wait, so what did, they changed the rule during no child left behind. So this is very like early 2000s. Right. And basically they were like, no matter what you did during the year, if you pass the standards of learning test, you move on to the next grade. Wow. gets to the final, and the final's super easy. Yes. And I would have to say, I think playing Tottenham is like a standard of learning test. Yeah, I get it. You should. You can't fuck this up. But it felt, and it felt like almost like, are they going to fuck up the standard of learning test? It's high pressure. Like, I'm coming into the test with a 32% in English. I speak English.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What the fuck is the problem? What is verb tense agreement? What's going on here? I like it. And then it's test time. And the test is you're playing against a team who only has 13 active players. Right. And none of them has ever lifted weights before. No. They're all small as shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. Perfect. And dumbish shit. Chris Martin. So spurs are the reason Americans are so stupid is basically what you're saying. Pretty much. I could track it to them. Yeah, right.

I like that.

Because, hey, if they were better, we'd be better. Okay, so do better. Okay. But we are better. Thank you. Chris Martin, how about you? I have a big, funny, said songs. What's new pussy cat? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, right. New pussy cat

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