Hi Anna.

Hi, Andrew. Hi, Andrew.

And hey everybody else.

And welcome to our podcast.

Scary stories to tell on the pod.

It is a podcast about scary stories, urban legends, spooky things you tell us about.

And we kind of like to think of it as if like Jason from the Friday the 13th series, um, instead of having a machete had was bringing

like a dessert with a lot of cool whip in it. Yeah. Something that tastes so crazy good,

but you're like, oh, you didn't even have to bake it and then he stabs you a bunch of times.

Right. This is a, this is like an undead colossus. Yeah. It's something sweet being brought to you by something scary. Yeah. As you say, like, oh, I always forget about Cool Whip. I know. People, they tried to make us, that ad campaign in the late 90s really worked where they were like, where they were like, you want whipped cream on top of your pie?

And then they're like, yes. And then to like, cream or oil? And you'd be like, what? And then the reveal was that cool whip was whipped oil. And that really worked. Really? Yeah. And here's the thing. It tastes good. I don't care. Come on. A cream comes from millions of different cows,

squeezed their tit, killed their baby, put it in a can.

Yeah, wow.

It's all nightmare.

The monstrousness.

Cream or oil.

Grow up.

Cream or a thousand teats.

Yeah.

Oil are a thousand teats.

Gross.

Yeah.

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