Polt-Stew-Geist
Voyage to the Stars
Earwolf
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🗓️ 17 August 2021
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Previously, on voyage to the stars, in our last thrilling adventure, the crew decided |
| 0:07.6 | to search cold-stored for any signs of the something they're looking for, and boy did |
| 0:12.3 | they find something, one of Stu's clones that had been living in secret in the cargo |
| 0:16.7 | area. |
| 0:17.7 | Oh, and Tucker accidentally unleashed a horde of monsters into the ship. |
| 0:21.4 | What happens next? |
| 0:22.4 | Let's find out, in this voyage to the stars. |
| 0:32.4 | Where's to the stars? |
| 0:58.4 | I can't handle you right now, I'm trying to fight off a thing that looks like the personification |
| 1:21.5 | of a fart that's smoking a cigar, it's wreaking havoc in our library. |
| 1:26.0 | Alright, okay, so the creatures are still here. |
| 1:28.8 | Yeah, we're in deep shit buddy. |
| 1:30.6 | Dude, there's a pinhead, no sense of bite, it's like another face of the guy, we're screwed, man, we're screwed, game over. |
| 1:37.4 | Settle down, Stu, sit down, Stu, Stu. |
| 1:39.9 | Okay, seriously, all these beasts, or whatever you want to call them, are a manifestation |
| 1:44.5 | of pure evil, and we're gonna have to summon everything that is good and righteous enough |
| 1:48.7 | to defeat them right now. |
| 1:50.4 | This is a battle for our lives, friends, let's mount up, let's ride, let's dance. |
| 1:55.3 | Or, or, or, we can actually do with the smart thing, I'm gonna hide under the bench, |
| 2:00.3 | until all the monsters eat all the rest of the crew members, and maybe hopefully they'll |
| 2:06.8 | get full and like take a nap because they're so full, and just wanna sleep it off, and then |
| 2:11.0 | we can sneak out. |
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