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Voyage to the Stars

Polt-Stew-Geist

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Tucker accidentally sets a horde of ghoulish monsters loose on the ship while searching for Something... not QUITE the something they had in mind though. With special guest Eric Edelstein!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously, on voyage to the stars, in our last thrilling adventure, the crew decided

0:07.6

to search cold-stored for any signs of the something they're looking for, and boy did

0:12.3

they find something, one of Stu's clones that had been living in secret in the cargo

0:16.7

area.

0:17.7

Oh, and Tucker accidentally unleashed a horde of monsters into the ship.

0:21.4

What happens next?

0:22.4

Let's find out, in this voyage to the stars.

0:32.4

Where's to the stars?

0:58.4

I can't handle you right now, I'm trying to fight off a thing that looks like the personification

1:21.5

of a fart that's smoking a cigar, it's wreaking havoc in our library.

1:26.0

Alright, okay, so the creatures are still here.

1:28.8

Yeah, we're in deep shit buddy.

1:30.6

Dude, there's a pinhead, no sense of bite, it's like another face of the guy, we're screwed, man, we're screwed, game over.

1:37.4

Settle down, Stu, sit down, Stu, Stu.

1:39.9

Okay, seriously, all these beasts, or whatever you want to call them, are a manifestation

1:44.5

of pure evil, and we're gonna have to summon everything that is good and righteous enough

1:48.7

to defeat them right now.

1:50.4

This is a battle for our lives, friends, let's mount up, let's ride, let's dance.

1:55.3

Or, or, or, we can actually do with the smart thing, I'm gonna hide under the bench,

2:00.3

until all the monsters eat all the rest of the crew members, and maybe hopefully they'll

2:06.8

get full and like take a nap because they're so full, and just wanna sleep it off, and then

2:11.0

we can sneak out.

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