Politics for ME (and You) with Graham Platner
The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
Comedy Central
4.5 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 86 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Inspired by jet engine silences. |
| 0:04.0 | The Dyson Hushjet Purify powerfully purifies the entire room, quietly. |
| 0:10.0 | Capturing pollen, allergens and pet dander, removing odours and harmful gases such as NO2, day and night. |
| 0:20.0 | Hushjet. which is NO2, day and night. |
| 0:28.5 | Hushjet, powerful, compact purification, that's quiet. Hey everybody, it's John Stewart. |
| 0:39.2 | Welcome to the weekly show podcast. |
| 0:41.1 | We have a fine, fine program for you. |
| 0:43.9 | We're going to pivot a little bit from the issues of the day to the candidate of the day. |
| 0:48.1 | But boy, it's what is today? |
| 0:49.8 | Tuesday. |
| 0:50.3 | Tomorrow is Wednesday, April 29. |
| 0:52.7 | Who knows what's going to happen? |
| 0:54.4 | Apparently, the Iranians are begging Donald Trump to be able to unconditionally surrender |
| 1:00.5 | because they're collapsing. |
| 1:01.9 | They're apparently completely collapsing except for their ability to choke off the |
| 1:07.4 | Strait of Hormuz. |
| 1:07.9 | Apparently everything is falling apart, but their ability to keep |
| 1:11.4 | all boats other than Russian luxury yachts out of the Strait of Hormuz. I don't know about you. |
| 1:19.1 | I am sure you're all fucking exhausted by all this to have the White House Correspondents Center |
| 1:25.9 | and in gunfire, and somehow that get flipped around |
| 1:29.9 | and be an assault on apparently Jimmy Kimmel's jokes. |
| 1:35.3 | That's the land of absurdity we find ourselves in |
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