This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?

You have the best Christmas ever.

I got a hair thing.

This Christmas, it could be you.

The National Lottery.

Rules and procedures apply.

Players must be 18 or over. Hello and welcome to the Red Box Politics Podcast on The Times. I'm Mac Jolly.

This is part three in our four-part series on politics and comedy. In this episode I talked to comedian

Al Murray about his alter ego the pub landlord about the politics of Brexit a lack of

courage in TV comedy Britain's obsession with the second world War and what it was like standing against

Nigel Farage for election in South Thanet. We sat down to talk in a corridor in

parliament overlooking Port-Cullis House moments after we'd watch Theresa May and

Jeremy Corbyn clash at PMQ's on education spending.

It was a rare specimen you saw because it was Jeremy Corbyn not doing too badly.

Well he got off to a good start, couldn't he?

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