My name is Andrew Small and I'm a police officer in what has to be the single

bizarreest most otherworldly place on the face of the earth. A small town in the

middle of nowhere called Junction Falls.

Here are a few of our strangest cases.

Annual mystery screenings in the Westbook Drive-In.

June 15, 2006 was a fairly quiet night. driving. We got calls from no fewer than two dozen livid homeowners who all claimed that they couldn't sleep because a film had begun to play in the old Westbrook drive-in.

Now that immediately gave us pause, because Westbroke had been closed down ever since the

multiplex had forced it out of business in 1979.

So any screening there was obviously unauthorized.

When we arrived, so bad it's good, sci-fi slash horror B movie from 1956 called

It came from Mars was indeed playing at full brightness and volume.

But we never did find anyone at the lot who could have been responsible.

In fact, the only thing there was a single, Red, 1950 station wagon also empty sitting in space 21b

but we figured we'd find who put it there and started the film later on. For now we needed to shut down the movie

before all the locals started a riot in the bathrobes and slippers.

Now this is where things get wild. We looked everywhere in the operations booth in the old

dilapidated concession stand in that old car and in any nearby trees tall

enough to have an unobstructed line of sight to the screen.

But no sound or projection equipment could be found anywhere within a mile radius of the lot.

As far as we could tell, the film was playing completely on its own.

Luckily, the lot plunged back into its natural dark, silent state, the second the movie finished.

The crossly wagon vanished too, but that only left us frustrated and

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