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Titus Podcast

Police State Of Mind

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Comedy, Performing Arts, Arts

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2020

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Cops! To protect and to serve... hmm. Let's see where this episode goes. Titus, Bombshell, and The Highlander discuss the recent protests. Titus waves to Rachel with his eyebrows, and The Highlander meets a girl... a straight one!

Titus Podcast... because the world is a clown show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:06.8

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0:26.1

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0:28.8

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0:31.9

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0:34.9

And now, here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

0:39.2

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update.B.D. oil. And now, here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update. Cops. To protect and to serve. Hmm. Well,

0:45.3

let's see where this Armageddon update goes. Now, in the last week, we have had some shite

0:49.0

break off in America after the full-out murder of George Floyd by four cops for passing a counterfeit $20 bill.

0:56.0

Now, America as a group, white, black, Asian, Native American, even some pygmies have finally hit the end of the rope and we have decided to hang some racist with that rope.

1:07.0

Now the last seven days we have learned that America is a police state, where freedom

1:11.1

is just something you read on a greeting card and not reality.

1:14.8

Our president, I call him sweet potato Hitler, did nothing again as the murder of George Floyd

1:20.0

ignited a firestorm of rioting and protest, not seen since the Star Wars prequels were

1:26.0

released.

1:27.7

And our president, who lost by 3 million votes, by the way, did nothing except hide in the

1:34.7

White House, or as I call it, Fort Chicken Shit, in the Lincoln bedroom pillow fort while real

1:39.2

Americans stood up for liberty and justice.

1:41.6

What has happened in America?

1:42.8

I mean, the cops in our country used to be people we could depend on. I mean, especially if you are white. Sorry, that's my

1:48.5

authentic white guilt spewing out of me. And maybe I was just younger and stupider when I

1:53.8

believe that. But God, I have never seen our police be such raging a-holes and do it with

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