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Am I the Genius?

Police Officers, What ILLEGAL Thing Have you Caught TEENAGERS doing that was FUNNY?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6767 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

Police officers have read it. What's the weirdest thing you've caught teenagers or kids doing that is illegal, but you found hilarious?

0:07.0

I feel like a cop has a story about me and two other people. Here it goes. I was 20 at the time and was at an outdoor party with a lot of friends.

0:15.0

Late fall, 50 degrees or so, no leaves left on the trees, roughly 50 to 60 people, mostly under age, and we were

0:23.0

wasted. My friend's parents lived in a nice part of a bad area and owned an inflatable

0:28.6

bounce house business. They had everything set up. A bounce house, sumo suits, massive slides,

0:35.1

all sorts of fun stuff. Around 10.30, it's getting loud, and the police

0:40.0

show up. Someone yells, cops, run! And everyone starts running. I decided to join the crowd and

0:47.1

end up hiding in a bush with two other people. Then reality hits. I'm wearing a white hoodie,

0:53.2

the guy next to me has a neon yellow hoodie, and the girl had a freaking glow necklace

0:58.5

on.

0:59.3

The bush?

1:00.1

No freaking leaves on it!

1:01.9

Right then the cops walk up and starts laughing and asks, really guys?

1:06.2

And shines the flashlight directly on us.

1:08.8

He instructs us to head back to the driveway with the other

1:11.2

captives and gives all of us a pretty hilarious speech. Seriously, we are the Flint Police

1:17.2

Department. We have a million things better to do than chase down a bunch of wasted minors. We were

1:22.4

just coming by to tell you to keep the noise down. Now we were pouring out all of your drinks

1:26.5

and calling your parents.

1:27.8

Now we're even.

1:28.8

I kind of had a similar experience once when I was young and foolish.

1:32.4

A large group of underage kids were at a party one night and then we decided to go grab

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