Police Officer Blowies and President Nearly Killed via Witchcraft | 9.17.25

Hard Factor

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4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor.
0:05.0	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:09.0	Nobody does it better.
0:11.0	I ain't repeating myself.
0:12.0	Go ahead, tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
0:17.0	And I'm not a racist, and I'm always chilling.
0:20.0	Oh yeah Jew Oh yeah
0:21.1	Good morning!
0:40.0	And welcome to another episode, A Hard Factor.
0:43.7	It is Wednesday, September 17th, 2025, episode 1795, 96, 90-something.
0:53.1	We're bringing you the news. We got spaceships. We got bad kids. We got witchcraft. We got all kinds of stuff. That's right. We're just leaving you up on the big screen, Wes. I'm going to click the button. I love big screen. West on the big screen. If you're joining us on the live stream, most of our, almost all of our listeners, your podcast listeners, but we are taping live at 9 p.m. Eastern. If you want to join us on the YouTube or the Facebook or the X. Comment live. There you go. There you go. Yeah, strong show today. Feeling real good today. Feeling real good about the show. Got some bad kids in the three hole. That's where I'm at. Man, I got a bad kid story from my childhood. I can relate to those kids. Yeah. You were watching those bad kids through the window. No, I was out there. I was doing it.
2:01.7	Yeah. I was doing it. Were you? You were a bad kid. I was a bad, on this particular day, I was a very bad boy. Who were you trying to impress, an older guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, before you really, like, went through puberty, and you had, like, essentially the crushes on dudes.
2:01.7	Like a Yeah, before you really went through puberty, and you had like essentially crushes on dudes,
2:08.0	like a cool dude could really make you do some bad things. Oh, the cool dude that lived up the street made me ruin me when I was a kid.
2:11.0	Yep.
2:12.2	But I got, today I'm going to be talking about witchcraft and dirty cops.
2:19.9	We've got dirty cops and witchcraft.
2:21.6	Cool.
2:22.3	All right.
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