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🗓️ 14 September 2025
⏱️ 112 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Badda being baddaboo. |
| 0:02.9 | Lauren and Owen, they don't really fight as a couple. |
| 0:06.9 | I mean, it probably helps that they're in high school and they're not trying to figure out how to pay taxes together. |
| 0:12.1 | But even for high school relationships, the two of them, Lauren and Owen, they just seem like they're freaking made for each other. |
| 0:18.7 | They're both athletes at the school. |
| 0:20.6 | They both have blondeish hair. |
| 0:22.6 | I feel like that's high school relationship gold. |
| 0:25.7 | People call them the golden couple, |
| 0:28.4 | which is a bit of a dramatic label to slap on two 13-year-olds, |
| 0:32.8 | but they're going to be 14 soon. |
| 0:34.3 | And it's just a nickname. |
| 0:36.0 | Until they get a text message in a group chat. It's a group |
| 0:39.6 | chat with Lauren the girlfriend, Owen the boyfriend, and this number that neither of them |
| 0:44.7 | recognize. And the text message reads, best day ever. Who is this? Only one of you got voted on |
| 0:52.2 | homecoming court. This is epic LMAO. For my non-Americans, |
| 0:57.1 | homecoming weekend is usually the weekend that football season really kicks off at schools, |
| 1:01.3 | meaning you have this really big football game, homecoming game. Owen is on the football team. |
| 1:06.8 | And then you have homecoming, which is like, I guess it's kind of similar to prom but not as official. |
| 1:12.5 | Everybody dresses up. |
| 1:13.4 | You have to have a date. |
| 1:14.4 | You have to ask someone to be your homecoming date. |
| 1:16.9 | It's a whole thing. |
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