Police Charge 9-Year-Olds for Having Fun, and Uncle Si Is NOT Having It

Duck Call Room

Tread Lively

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Phil Robertson may have proven he’s one of the toughest men alive during an infamous sermon where he powered through a kidney stone. Jep shudders through a retelling of a nightmare hospital stay he was barely conscious for. John-David sets the room alight with a local controversy that has the whole town choosing sides. Martin leans into Little League nostalgia, which sends Uncle Si into a bizarre childhood story that Jep isn’t quite buying. Duck Call Room episode #545 is sponsored by: https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. https://ethos.com/DUCK — Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes. Application times & rates may vary. https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:01.4	I'm really curious because I'm really curious because I think there's something environmental happening to me and my family,
1:02.5	so I'm trying to figure it out.
1:09.6	Within the last year, me and my two daughters, who were pregnant at the time, one is still pregnant,
1:11.9	and this just happened two days ago,
1:16.2	have all gotten kidney stones, like within a year.
1:17.9	Like, how does that happen?
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1:22.4	I drank a ton of water, so that's not true.
1:23.1	Whoa.
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