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So, you're the hot ass amusement park, with your kids.

What's screaming about some ride they want to get on, that's in another part of the park.

They get on parks laid out, so you ask some costume character where the ride is,

but I'm gonna focus on the mandate, I speak.

So that big fluffy ass character gives you a big ass, adorable shoulder shrugging shit,

those are kids that you grab your kids hands, start dancing with them,

right before he skips the fuck away.

So you make your way over to a disgruntled security guard,

who stuck wearing a hot ass park ranger suit, with oversized park ranger hat, you know,

you know how I'm up on the dress, with the fucking strap going on this chin and shit,

and all his angry ass can offer you is that ride is all the way on the other side of the park,

in nebula world, then as blows you a kiss and skips the fuck away.

See them all fucking used to be a costume character, but he got them loaded,

I mean don't scaredy, and he got to speak.

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