Polar (2019)
Bald Move Prestige
Bald Move
4.5 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2019
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody we're here for a bald movie but this is uh it's a first room but it's on Netflix we're doing some Netflix |
| 0:07.2 | originals this year because some of them get a lot of buzz this one that I had heard a lot of buzz for a lot of excitements generated for is Polar starring Mads Mikkelson |
| 0:20.8 | This is about a assassin who works for a company called Damocles and their corporate policy is to retire at the age of 50. |
| 0:32.0 | But little does our... all their assassins retire at the age of 50. |
| 0:33.7 | But little does our hero know that the retirement policy |
| 0:37.7 | is lethal because the mean assassin manager |
| 0:42.4 | is unwilling to pay his employees in retirement contracts. |
| 0:47.0 | Or, yeah, retirement policy. |
| 0:50.0 | So if you earn $8 million in your 401k for a contract killer, then he offs you, keeps that money. |
| 0:59.1 | And that is the setup of the movie and hilarity ensues from there. What did you think of this of this movie, Jim? |
| 1:07.4 | I think I I went into it wanting to like it. |
| 1:11.4 | Because I've seen a couple of stinkinker in the last week that I really didn't like and I was looking for a movie to like. |
| 1:17.0 | Unfortunately, I don't think I ever settled into the style of this film. |
| 1:24.0 | It goes for a very specific feel. |
| 1:27.0 | It's like a combination of crank and this John like Was on a movie that probably nobody has seen called Spun about a meth dealer where he's just it's just crazy like there's a manic energy to parts of this movie that I really wanted it to lean into maybe a little bit more than it did like a crank does |
| 1:49.9 | But it kind of tries to split the difference be be manic and crazy and weird in half of it and |
| 1:56.7 | Be a little more |
| 1:59.2 | Subdued and a little more introspective in another half and those two halves just never quite came together for me. |
| 2:06.3 | Yeah, I mean it suffers. I think it's I feel the same way that I the first 30 minutes of this so or this movie it was a lot of fun in that kind of cranked John Wick |
| 2:19.0 | ultraviolet but you don't really care because this is a ludicrous scenario and everyone involved is kind of bad. |
| 2:26.7 | And then at the halfway point, it devolves into something that I've got a big bugaboo with, |
| 2:32.2 | which was essentially torture porn. |
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