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Chris Booker.

Chris Booker.

It's Booker, baby.

And the one and only world famous Perez.

Perez, Perez.

Maybe be Perez Hilton.

It's the P. H.P.

Hey guys, welcome to the P. H.P.

My name is Booker.

His name is Perez, and I sense a stressed out individual coming my way.

I mean, I'm stressed, but I've got a show to put on and I got an audition

which is always an exciting and stressful thing and it's especially stressful because I got the audition at 6 a.m. this morning.

I never like to reveal any stress or anxiety about an audition like I always play it cool but I was like oh my God this is nine

this script is nine pages. Oh my God really? Yeah and I had the podcast coming up today which we're doing right now and I had the podcast coming up today, which we're doing right now, and I had the gym, which I'm cheap and I didn't want to cancel, because, you know, like, I just don't like the concept of wasting money like it makes me feel bad about

myself so I was like well I've got to go to the gym and just you know what I'm just gonna do my best

I'm just gonna do my best and that's all I can do so that's all I'm gonna do.

Thankfully I've been really working hard at this and preparing for the

podcast and doing my day job as well and I think I'm already almost off book

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