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You know, Dan, it does seem funny. Every day we come back, we're down one more group ever.

It's like a murder mystery. I'm Dan Soder, that's Big J. Oakerson. We're with DJ Lewin Jacob.

But we're still the Bonfire on Series XM 103 Faction Talk. Everyone's coming back.

It was the first time. Yeah, it's the California Black Luzon. The opportunity leave and Brandon's child was sick and so he had to bail today.

You know, whatever. It's with these fucking these fruit dads now.

All the dads got to take care of this shit. What, Dan? Ain't no fruit. Ain't no fruit.

I'm here. I'm standing strong and there was a chance there was last night could have gone real worse,

but it didn't. Actually, I don't know if it could have got how bad it could have gotten. But I'll tell you.

Brandon have to work and also take care of this kid. I don't get it. I don't know.

Explants in Jacob. This kid got fired. I don't want to get into this kid.

Apparently just a reaction to shots. No, no. I'm not arguing with the kid sick at all.

I think you're trying to say that. You give him money.

I like it. Munchausen by proxy. Why is this kid faking it so hard?

Jay's like, everyone. Brandon makes his kid sick so he gets attention.

Everyone knows he puts a little cup of bleach in all their cereal. Maybe I'm an old man.

DJ Lou, but back me up on this. I know Jacob's woke over there.

But I don't even think this is this is not anti-woman at all. This isn't just so funny.

Could you even picture? Have pictured when you were born like your father taking off work to

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