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Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Gettty.

Live from Studio C.

See a senior.

A dimly lit room.

Where deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Gettie communications compound.

And hey y'all. Yeah, we're getting close to Christmas. Today, we're on the tutelage of our general manager. Drugboats. There were three more taken out in the last 24 hours or something like that. Yeah. Kerbluie, Kerbluie, comma, kerblui. Did we get them all at the first shot, or did we have to find a couple of people clinging to

balsa wood and make sure they got the old double tap?

Right.

It's not clear in this account.

That story seems to have gone away.

Is that story over?

All stories go away in like three days, no matter how enormous they are, because there are so many stories. Too many stories.

Especially if a celebrity gets killed.

Oh, yeah. Apparently.

Government needs to strictly limit how many things happen?

I'm interested in the whole Rob Reiner thing. Just, you know, it's interesting.

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