Poet Parables- Live from Portland!

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2014

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Cash and TJ talk about caveman pictionary, travel sombreros, popcorn waterfalls, book guilt, turtle faces, open mouth winks, the first giraffe, masturbation regret, open pole night, animal doppelgängers, Navy readiness, robot sex, trolls, socialism, Margaret Thatcher, “What’s the best heckle at a soccer game?” Crack open a micro brew and and set this episode to music, it’s poetry to the ears of a robot… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ted McGillicuddy coming to you live on 102.5, the rocker.
0:08.0	Straight from my mouth into your earholes.
0:10.0	This is a hot and tasty podcast.
0:12.0	It was recorded in Portland, Oregon.
0:14.0	And it's the longest show ever taped, so take your time.
0:18.0	It's going to have to keep you warm at night for the next couple of weeks.
0:21.0	If you want to see Cash and TJ.J. Live, come on out to Phoenix on September 7th at Rick
0:26.5	Bronson's house of comedy.
0:28.8	Time now for those all night out-of-sight acid rockers.
0:32.2	Hinky-dinky parlievo.
0:34.0	Taste it.
0:36.0	Now entering Nurdist.
0:40.0	com.
0:48.0	Answering the questions you don't have. Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:54.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:59.0	Intelligent-ish. intelligent is.
1:03.0	This is caching in with
1:08.0	this is caching in with t.J. Miller.
1:38.6	But a papa, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. da! Oh my God. This is amazing. I've been here in Portland for a few days and it's clear that you know there's a lot of strip bars here that are lacking a quality microbrew.
1:49.0	You know that they're lacking a quality microbrew, you know, that they can call their home and that's why I'm here. I'm broadcasting live from the gentleman's club helium. And there's certainly a lot of gentleman here observing these spectacular dancers.
1:55.2	These ladies are a step above streakers, let me tell you.
1:58.6	Ladies, take a break, fellas, you know what I'm talking about.
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