Podquisition Episode 91: The Crab Ones Are Always Jackasses

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

The battle stations are readied as The Jimquisition comes under fire from No Man's Sky's most infuriated defenders. Are they as bad as the crab animals in the game itself? No. They are not. In addition to loads of NMS talk, we discuss The Elder Scrolls VI, Nintendo's NX bollocks, and our personal comedy pretensions!

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0:00.0	No way out to city when I know that there's hard cash coming back
0:06.4	hot hard cash Attack, we're under attack, this is not a drill.
0:13.0	Oh no, get to the battles. attack, we're under attack, this is not a drill.
0:23.0	Oh no, get to the battle stations, what do we do?
0:26.0	The alarms are going off, Gavin.
0:28.0	Gavin, what do we do?
0:29.0	Quickly do Crabcore. Do Crabcore dance.
0:32.0	How does Crabcore help in this situation, Gavin?
0:34.4	We are under attack.
0:35.4	I've got a Russia disc, you fool, I can't crab anything.
0:38.9	You said Attack Attack, which is the name of the world's
0:41.7	Premier, Premier Crabcore Band. Oh, we are doing. which is the name of the world's premiere
0:43.0	premiere band.
0:44.0	Oh we under attack attack attack.
0:46.0	This is no time for fantastic musical based jokes,
0:49.0	Gab.
0:50.0	This is how we get out of this situation and you go
0:52.0	Blo Blo Blah Blah Blah!
0:53.2	disco, disco beat.
0:54.4	Blah!
0:55.4	disco, disco beat!
0:57.4	I entirely forgot about this band.
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