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Dramatic Reading: To The No Man's Sky Haters

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🗓️ 15 August 2016

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

I'm sorry. I promise I'm about done specifically talking about No Man's Sky for a while, I just couldn't resist this.

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What follows is a dramatic reading of the best post that has ever appeared on Reddit.

0:04.8

Thank you.

0:05.8

You.

0:07.8

Yes, you.

0:09.2

The one screaming, there's no multiplayer, and Sean Murray lied to us and other slurs I dare not mention.

0:17.0

Tread lightly. You are one. We are hundreds, thousands, millions.

0:25.0

You aren't just in the minority.

0:28.0

You are the minority.

0:30.0

I don't feel awkward or anxious playing no man sky around others and your words don't affect me.

0:37.0

Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives.

0:41.0

This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been procedurally generated

0:47.0

for us and it is beautiful. Incredibly so, don't ruin this for them. We no man sky fans may have our differences,

0:57.6

but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers,

1:01.7

especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us altogether.

1:07.0

Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you I pity you I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us I'm sorry that no man sky is such a bane to your existence and I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience

1:25.8

mostly though I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and

1:30.9

berate others I'm sorry that to ensure your own validity you need to make

1:35.2

others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally minuscule

1:41.2

that you have to make others feel less than human at least in your own

1:45.2

denatured mind just to feel whole I am truly sorry that day in and day out you

1:52.4

have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean

1:57.3

tragedy of a life.

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