Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.

Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?

I don't,ising my nose.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

You know specifically?

Well, other parts as well.

The way I said that suggested I've been doing my bollocks.

Like it, whenever you say other something and keep it vague, people

always assume, but I always assume they're talking about their genitals. Were you?

Is the question. The last thing I need to do is moisturise my genitals. That sounded like

they're perpetually wet. I'm saying that it a bad idea. In fact, we've acquired a

cream that does the opposite. Is this like that time, Mike what sent the, the dry your hands out

cream, the sweaty gamer hand cream. It's that kind of stuff.

I don't know if I said so at the time, but when I lived in America, me and a friend ended up with these tubes of drying cream that was specifically marketed as for your bowls.

And it was called dry nuts or something like that.

It was like, just, yeah, I'll get a tube of dry nuts, please.

I can't, as a former have-a, I can't say that that sounds like a pleasant experience,

given what I know that stuff did to my hands.

Well, I'll tell you what, right?

It did the job.

It actually did, it actually did, like, do the, just kept things, um, breezy down there, you know?

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