Podquisition 581: We Wrote Cronenberg’s Next Film

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🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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But who to cast? Games we played this week include:(0:08:25) Pokopia (0:35:25) Resident Evil Requiem --- News things talked about in this episode: (0:44:00) PickMon is latest game looking to catch a lawsuit from Nintendohttps://www.polygon.com/pickmon-pokemon-zelda-ripoff-nintendo/ (0:50:15) Mega Man voice actor drops role over demand to work non-unionhttps://www.ign.com/articles/mega-man-voice-actor-wont-return-for-dual-override-as-capcom-reportedly-wont-hire-him-with-the-protections-of-a-union-contract (0:52:10) Nintendo finally picks a deserving legal targethttps://www.eurogamer.net/sega-acknowledges-strong-resistance-as-it-turns-to-ai-but-says-itll-use-technology-appropriately (0:53:50) ARC Raiders Discord integration exposed users private messageshttps://www.tomshardware.com/video-games/pc-gaming/arc-raiders-was-accidentally-recording-discord-conversations-into-an-unencrypted-local-game-file-vulnerability-in-sdk-could-log-messages-and-credentials-in-plaintext (0:55:10) Microsoft confirms PC storefronts for next Xbox consolehttps://www.ign.com/articles/project-helix-asks-what-is-an-xbox --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

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0:00.0	so I thought to put your middle to the test file
0:04.0	So I thought long and heard this morning, I thought, I really pondered this question.
0:28.7	Sometimes questions like come to my mind, unbidden.
0:33.0	I don't want them.
0:34.8	I don't want them at all.
0:36.4	Sometimes I will just be sat there and then suddenly
0:39.0	I will need, I will need to have a philosophical debate with myself, such as one time where I, I thought,
0:47.8	I, the phrase just entered my head, rabbits with human breasts, How would they run?
0:56.5	That one keeps me awake at night.
1:00.1	But the one that hit me this morning was,
1:03.9	who would be the worst celebrity to come out of my dick?
1:05.1	Oh.
1:09.0	I've positioned this as a long debate.
1:11.6	That wasn't the problem with this one.
1:14.1	The problem was I had the answer straight away.
1:15.8	Yeah, what's the answer?
1:17.3	It's James Franco, in it?
1:18.2	Obviously.
1:24.4	I could think of nothing worse than if I were to like,
1:34.7	I just felt like an itch in my pants, right? And I, I, like, just stretch out the leggings to create a sort of viewing well down there. Just pull them forward and look down
1:41.4	and then worming his way out of my dick. He starts small.
1:44.4	Don't worry about that. You say he starts small. You've cut me off at the past from like my first
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